from the way he writes, he is either Uruguayan or Chinese

BREAKING NEWS!

HELLO, FUTURE MILLIONAIRES! THE CRYPTO MARKET IS SHAKING! BITCOIN HAS SUFFERED A SHOCKING DROP FROM $96,438 TO $96,184 IN JUST MINUTES, AND PANIC IS UNLEASHED AMONG INVESTORS. WHAT IS HAPPENING? IS THIS THE BEGINNING OF A COLLAPSE? ALARMS ARE SOUNDING LOUDLY, AND ANALYSTS ARE IN SHOCK. A SMALL DECLINE, BUT WITH BIG REPERCUSSIONS. NERVES ARE FRAYED AND SOCIAL MEDIA IS BURNING WITH THEORIES OF ALL KINDS. ATTENTION! THIS COULD BE THE BEGINNING OF AN EARTHQUAKE IN THE MARKET OR AN OPPORTUNITY FOR THE BRAVE. WHATEVER COMES NEXT WILL CHANGE THE GAME!

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