#AppleCryptoUpdate

Apple just dropped a crypto update, and now your iPhone wants to be a wallet more than a phone. Siri's asking if you’d like to “send ETH or feelings.” On Binance, traders cheer while frantically checking if Face ID can approve airdrops. The new CryptoKit sounds like something Batman would use, and yes—there’s a rumor the next iPhone comes with a built-in hardware wallet and a laser that burns your seed phrase into steel. Apple says it’s “secure,” which we all know means “expensive.” Still, crypto on iOS? Great news—until autocorrect turns “USDC” into “USED.” Trade carefully, friends.