#DigitalAssetBill

The new Digital Asset Bill just dropped, and crypto Twitter’s reacting like it’s the final boss of regulation. On Binance, traders are squinting through legal jargon like it’s a meme coin whitepaper. Politicians say it brings “clarity,” but it reads more like a choose-your-own-adventure with gas fees. One section defines “digital assets,” another just says “don’t do shady stuff.” Fair enough. Memecoins now require paperwork, and NFTs may need passports. The bill tries to tame crypto, but the blockchain laughs in decentralized. Still, progress is progress—as long as no one tries to tax your airdrops in emotions and pizza slices.