🔥【US-Japan Tariff War Escalates! Iron Man VS Gundam Live Report】🇺🇸🆚🇯🇵
Shocking! The US tariff assassin strikes late at night💥
🗽The US side throws out the "Unequal Treaty" framework:
▸ Insist on reciprocal tariffs (You lower, I lower 😎)
▸ Car tariffs weld the car doors shut🚗🔒
▸ Steel and aluminum tariffs build the "Steel Great Wall"🛠️🏗️
The Japanese representative exploded on the spot💢: "Was this agreement written after drinking nuclear wastewater?!"🇯🇵💥
The onlookers discovered the highlights🍉:
🤔 The 25% car tariff from the Trump era is still in place
🤑 American steel companies are laughing with laughter lines
😭 Japanese car companies collectively perform "Pupil Earthquake"