🚀 2045: I Opened My 2025 BTC Wallet… FAIL! 😂

Scene 1:

Bot: “Your 0.05 BTC = $12M!”

Me: “Withdraw pls—”

Bot: “First, do your 2025 TikTok dance.” 💃

Scene 2:

• BTC lost in Binance Metaverse

• Hint: ToTheMoon123

• 2FA sent to my Nokia… on Mars

Scene 3:

2025 Me: “Busy buying monkey NFTs.” 🐒

2045 Me: Crying in crypto silence…

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Where’s your BTC now?

1. In your smart fridge ❄️

2. Floating on Moonbase Binance 🚀

3. With Satoshi, chilling 👻

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Have you ever…

✓ Lost your seed phrase

✓ Bought TRUMP on hype

✓ Held through 6 crashes… still diamond hands?

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If “ToTheMoon123” feels personal, this post is for you.

#BinanceMemes #CryptoNewss #Trump100Days #HODLForever #BTCRebound

$BTC $BNB $TRUMP