🚀 2045: I Opened My 2025 BTC Wallet… FAIL! 😂
Scene 1:
Bot: “Your 0.05 BTC = $12M!”
Me: “Withdraw pls—”
Bot: “First, do your 2025 TikTok dance.” 💃
Scene 2:
• BTC lost in Binance Metaverse
• Hint: ToTheMoon123
• 2FA sent to my Nokia… on Mars
Scene 3:
2025 Me: “Busy buying monkey NFTs.” 🐒
2045 Me: Crying in crypto silence…
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Where’s your BTC now?
1. In your smart fridge ❄️
2. Floating on Moonbase Binance 🚀
3. With Satoshi, chilling 👻
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Have you ever…
✓ Lost your seed phrase
✓ Bought TRUMP on hype
✓ Held through 6 crashes… still diamond hands?
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If “ToTheMoon123” feels personal, this post is for you.
#BinanceMemes #CryptoNewss #Trump100Days #HODLForever #BTCRebound $BTC $BNB $TRUMP