【Ministry of Foreign Affairs Rumor Refutation Mini Theater💥: Tariff Negotiations? Nonexistent!🚫】

April 30th Ministry of Foreign Affairs Press Conference Live Recording🍿

Reporter A (rubbing hands): "24-hour prime time question! Is there a sequel to China-U.S. tariff negotiations?👀"

Spokesperson Guo Jiakun (raising eyebrows tactically): "Ding Dong! You've received an official bullet screen💬——According to reliable sources, there have been no tea parties🍵, nor have we staged 'Tariff Negotiations 101'🤝; the current plot remains at 'The Art of Keeping Distance'😎"

Onlookers: Got it! This melon is not ripe yet🍉

Financial Circle: Got it! Tomorrow the stock market will continue doing sit-ups📉💹

Comedians: Got it! I'm going to write #If Tariffs Could Talk#小剧场🎭 $BNB