【Breaking News🚨】Is Silicon Valley's Iron Man about to flee? Musk is reported to have "skipped work" at the White House!💼

According to the New York Post, Elon Musk, the cosmic "slashie" who juggles rocket building, tunnel digging, and tweeting, has been found absent from the White House clock-in for several consecutive days👨💻. Insiders reveal that this hundred-billion-dollar "government efficiency worker" is planning an elegant exit, and he hasn't even had time to move his office plants🌱～

White House chief usher Susie Wiles vented online: "Now the meetings with the richest man rely entirely on FaceTime📱, but the phone conference got it done, and the effect is just as great～" (OS: Anyway, his video background is either a Mars map or a Dogecoin trend chart, right?🌌)

Onlookers enthusiastically commented: Is he going back to Twitter headquarters to continue playing the account deletion game? Is Tesla's stock still stable?🚗💹 (Dog head for self-preservation.jpg) $BNB