Step 1: See “Free Airdrop!” and lose all common sense. Step 2: Follow 18 Twitter accounts, 3 of which might be your cousin in disguise. Step 3: Join a Telegram group with 14,000 people screaming “WHEN DROP?” Step 4: Connect your wallet and pray it doesn't vanish. Step 5: Complete a quiz about a project you’ll forget tomorrow. Step 6: Wait... for weeks. Step 7: Wake up to 37 cents worth of mystery tokens—victory! Step 8: Repeat immediately. On Binance, it’s not just airdrops—it’s cardio for your thumbs and chaos for your inbox. Because who doesn’t love free (ish) crypto?
