Posting your BTC trade on Binance is like announcing you adopted a dragon—everyone’s impressed, until it burns your portfolio. You enter at $60K, it drops to $55K. You sell, it rockets to $70K. Classic. Friends ask, “Is it too late to buy?” Yes. Also no. Nobody knows. BTC moves like it’s allergic to logic and powered by Twitter. Charts? More like abstract art. Still, you proudly post: “HODLing strong!” as tears hit your keyboard. On Binance, $BTC is king—unpredictable, moody, and somehow always the main character. One minute you're a genius, next minute you're googling “how to pay rent with memes.”
