Arizona just declared, “Forget gold—we’re stacking sats!” Yes, the Grand Canyon State now has a Bitcoin reserve. Somewhere between the cacti and cowboy hats, they're hodling like crypto cowboys. On Binance, traders are zooming in on Phoenix, wondering if it’s the new Miami. Politicians say, “It’s for the future,” but we know someone just wanted to flex on Wyoming. Rumor has it the state treasury wallet ends in “420.” Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s out here chilling in the desert sun, immune to inflation and sunscreen. If Arizona starts mining, expect the state motto to change to: In Satoshi We Trust.
