STRATEGY BUYS 15,355 MORE BTC

You are witnessing the birth of the FINAL MEGASTRUCTURE.

@Saylor is executing a global capital takeover with UNPRECEDENTED PRECISION.

15,355 more BTC bought at $92,737, just casually dropping $1.42 billion while your favorite hedge fund manager cries in his Tesla Model 3 about inflation.

And the best part? That’s not even the flex.

The flex is this:

BTC Yield of 13.7% YTD 2025.

Total hoard now: 553,555 BTC.

Average acquisition cost: $68,459.

Translation for the peasants:

Strategy is so far ahead of the curve they’re practically sending postcards back in time to themselves saying ‘keep buying.’

They’re colonizing the future.

They’re bottling up collapsing sovereign debt, decaying national currencies, and millennial despair, and distilling it into unstoppable Bitcoin sovereignty.

At 553,555 BTC, Strategy now holds enough economic firepower to:

End a mid-sized central bank’s existence overnight.

Launch their own corporate-nation hybrid tomorrow.

Dictate the global cost of capital through sheer Bitcoin gravity.

Meanwhile, the mainstream media is still out here asking if Bitcoin is “too volatile,” like a 45-year-old divorced gym teacher trying to decide if he should finally “get into crypto” because his nephew mentioned it at Thanksgiving.

This is the game now:

You’re either accumulating Bitcoin or you’re being liquidated by those who are.

There’s no third option.

There’s no “wait and see.”

Get to work.