Why don't Bitcoiners ever get lost?

Because wherever they go, they always "follow the blockchain."

What did the broke crypto investor say at dinner?

"I’ll have whatever's on the Litecoin menu."

Why did the Bitcoin break up with the Dollar?

It needed more "space" — about 21 million miles of it!

What’s a Bitcoin miner’s favorite workout?

Heavy lifting... of GPU prices.

Why did the Bitcoin attend therapy?

It had too many trust issues — no middlemen allowed!

What do you call it when Bitcoin parties too hard?

A blockchain reaction.

Why don’t Bitcoiners gossip?

Because everything they say is already public ledger!

What’s Bitcoin’s favorite pickup line?

"Are you a private key? Because without you, I'm worthless."

Why did the Bitcoin go to school?

To learn how to hodl better under pressure.

What did the NFT say to Bitcoin?

"Bro, at least you have some utility."

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