Once upon a time, there was a coin called XRP, which had an "XRP Army" whose motto was: "To the moon, but with legal briefs!".

The lawsuit between XRP and the SEC was longer than "Game of Thrones". In 2023, the judge said, "XRP is not a security," and the XRP Army celebrated with champagne, but the SEC immediately pulled out an appeal: "Season 2 renewed!". Ripple's legal department calmly replied, "An appeal? That's just advertising for the industry!".

In 2024, Trump returned to the White House with the slogan "Make Crypto Great Again," appointing a new SEC chairman – a former Dogecoin miner. Overnight, the probability of XRP ETF approval on Polymarket skyrocketed to over 70%, and netizens joked, "Trump's tweets are more effective than technical analysis!".

BlackRock secretly applied for an XRP ETF, and Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse smiled mysteriously: "I don't comment, but those who know, know.". The XRP community erupted: "BlackRock is here, our rocket fuel has arrived!".