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Once upon a time, there was a coin called XRP, and it had an "XRP Army" with the slogan: "To the moon, but with legal briefs!"

The lawsuit between XRP and the SEC is longer than "Game of Thrones." In 2023, the judge said, "XRP is not a security," and the XRP Army popped champagne to celebrate, but the SEC immediately pulled out their appeal: "Season 2 renewal!" Ripple's legal department calmly stated, "An appeal? This is just advertising for the industry!"

In 2024, Trump returned to the White House with the slogan "Make Crypto Great Again," appointing a new SEC chairman—a former Dogecoin miner. Overnight, the probability of XRP ETF approval on Polymarket soared to over 70%, and netizens joked, "Trump's Twitter is more effective than technical analysis!"