The lawsuit between XRP and the SEC is longer than 'Game of Thrones.' In 2023, the judge said 'XRP is not a security,' and the XRP army popped champagne to celebrate. Then the SEC immediately pulled out an appeal: 'Season 2 renewed!' The Ripple legal department calmly stated, 'An appeal? This is just advertising for the industry!'

In 2024, Trump returned to the White House with the slogan 'Make Crypto Great Again,' appointing a new SEC chairman—a former Dogecoin miner. Overnight, the probability of XRP ETF approval on Polymarket soared to over 70%, and netizens joked, 'Trump's tweets are more effective than technical analysis!'

BlackRock secretly applied for an XRP ETF, and Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse smiled mysteriously: 'I don't comment, but those who understand, understand.' The XRP community erupted: 'BlackRock is here, our rocket fuel has arrived!'