$XRP

So apparently, XRP got tired of living in the wild, wild west of crypto and decided to show up at the big kid’s table with an ETF. Yes, folks, XRPetf is here — because even rebellious coins sometimes want to wear a tie and look respectable. Instead of memorizing 17 passwords and praying you don't send your XRP to a black hole address, you can now just buy it like a normal stock. Revolutionary, right? Now you can lose sleep over XRP’s price swings without worrying about blockchain glitches. It’s the same rollercoaster ride — just with more paperwork! Will it finally make XRP “go to the moon”? Or just to your therapist's office? Time will tell. Either way, XRPetf is crypto's version of that friend who suddenly decides to “get serious” after years of partying... but still shows up to brunch wearing sunglasses indoors. Classic.