"Me, Coming Back From 2050 to Fix My Biggest Mistake"
In 2050, I invented a time machine.
Not to meet my ancestors.
Not to save the world.
But to come back to 2010…
And buy $BTC at $0.05.
Landed in 2010, ran straight to my old self.
Screamed:
"BUY $BTC , YOU FOOL!!"
My past self looked at me…
...and bought Dogecoin instead.
Because the logo was funny.
Now I'm back in 2050.
Still broke.
Still blaming myself.
Still holding 1 million $DOGE ... worth $32.
