Dear retail investors, when you thought the biggest black swan in the crypto market was Satoshi Nakamoto's resurrection, comrade Trump proved with action: the true master of price manipulation is in the White House! This golden retriever king, who naturally attracts trending topics, has recently turned the crypto world into a large reality show with a series of moves to 'pause new tariffs'—the speed of plot twists rivals that of Sun Yuchen's Weibo calls, and the excitement level is comparable to Vitalik forgetting his private key. The tariff face-changing technique sees Bitcoin riding the waves. On April 9, Trump pressed the nuclear button on the global trade war, announcing a maximum 46% tariff on 60 countries, scaring Bitcoin into a free fall overnight. Just 13 hours later, this old man suddenly pulled out a '90-day pause' get-out-of-jail card, complete with a mocking buff of 'China excluded,' directly driving the market into a split personality—Nasdaq skyrocketed 12%, setting a 20-year record, Bitcoin took off to break $90,000, and contract traders jumped repeatedly between rooftops and clubs. Just when retail investors thought they could lie back and earn, Trump started teasing Powell again. On April 21, he threatened to fire the Federal Reserve chairman, causing gold to surge and Bitcoin to follow; two days later, he suddenly changed his tune, saying 'Little Powell is really nice,' the dollar rebounded but Bitcoin continued to rise.