#TariffsPause Oh, a tariffspause? Cute. That’s just the government slapping a Band-Aid on a bullet wound and calling it “healing.”

They crank up tariffs until everyone’s gasping for air, then throw us a tiny “pause” like it’s some heroic act.

Newsflash: freezing insane prices doesn’t make them good — it just means you’ll suffer later instead of right now.

It’s like pausing a horror movie — sure, you’re safe for a second, but the monster’s still waiting.

Enjoy your brief moment of financial CPR, because once the pause ends, it’s game over.

But hey, thanks for nothing, right?