#BTC Golden roast:

Alright, here’s a crypto joke so bad it might just be fatal (to your dignity at least):

“Why did the crypto investor break up with their partner?

Because they couldn’t hodl the relationship.”

Still alive? Okay, let’s escalate:

“I told my grandma I invested in Bitcoin.

She said, ‘Nice! How many coins do you have?’

I said, ‘0.000043’

She said, ‘So… you’re broke?’

I said, ‘No, I’m decentralized.’”

🤗