“EOS renamed to Vaulta to become a Web3 bank, what does this operation resemble?”

Answer: “It’s like your local bubble tea shop that went out of business suddenly hanging a new sign that says ‘Intergalactic Coffee Bank’— customers are still trying to figure out if they can exchange coffee points for deposits while the owner has already set up a holographic ATM at the door, calling it ‘cyber financial ritual’!”