đ Trump vs China: The Mysterious Negotiations â Lakilakila Weekly Review
Over the past three days, the financial markets have been treated to what feels like a rom-com between Washington and Beijing.
Day 1:
Trump: âWe are negotiating.â
Beijing: âWe havenât even picked up the phone.â
Day 2:
Trump: âYes, negotiations are ongoing!â
Beijing: âWe kindly request the U.S. to stop⌠self-negotiating.â
Day 3:
Trump: âThe talks are going very well!â
Beijing: emergency press conference: âNobody is talking to you.â
đ Impact on the Market:
⢠Traders FOMO on every Trump tweet.
⢠Investors open the charts⌠and then close them to protect their sanity.
⢠Journalists wonder whether to quote Trump⌠or quote Beijingâs Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
đ Lakiâs Commentary:
âNegotiationsâ are apparently a state of mind, not a real event.
Maybe Mr. Trump is negotiating⌠with his own hopes.
Dear traders, remember:
⢠The chart doesnât lie.
⢠Tweets might.
Lakilakila â May your wallet stay as calm as a cold wallet in a storm.
Trade with a clear head, not with flying tweets. đ