Here's a crypto joke for you:
**Why did the Bitcoin investor refuse to play hide and seek?**
Because good luck finding Satoshi... and even if you do, he won’t sign your transaction! 🤣
**Bonus Punchline:**
*"Also, his wallet has been ‘HODLing’ for 15 years with no moves."*
Want it SAVAGE? Try:
*"My portfolio is like a magic trick—watch it disappear!"* 🎩💨
