Dinner with Trump! (Just kidding)
You are sitting at a long gilded table. On the sides are crypto heroes:
$ETH in glasses, discussing DeFi.
Bitcoin silently eats steak because "he's above this."
Dogecoin barks memes, while Solana in the corner is rebooting.
And then — BAM — Donald Trump enters in a jacket the color of $TRUMP token. He sits at the head of the table, looks at everyone, and says:
"Ladies and gentlemen… and altcoins. This is the most luxurious, the most decentralized dinner in the history of dinners. People are saying it's tremendous." 🍽️✨
Next to him is a Ledger, from which he pulls out an NFT with the signature:
“Limited Edition Trump Steak — Only 45 minted.”
While you chew, he asks:
— "Are you in $XRP or are you one of those who believe in the SEC?" 👀
— "Did you stake? Or do you just have a cold wallet and a cold heart?" 💔
At the end of the evening, he raises his glass:
“To freedom, low gas fees, and never selling the dip.” 🥂
And adds:
“Next dinner? On Mars. With Elon. Funded by Doge.” 🚀
