#TRUMP晚宴

Trump's private dinner has recently become the most sought-after ticket on Wall Street. The former president, at his Mar-a-Lago dining table, cut steak while making bold statements: "If I come back, the first thing I will do is abolish Powell's position." The most surreal part is that among the 12 hedge fund moguls present, 9 openly expressed their support, while the remaining three quietly doubled their Bitcoin holdings—clearly betting on the turmoil of fiat currency systems.

The dinner menu was even more eye-catching than the Federal Reserve's decisions: the appetizer was "Escalation of Trade War," the main course was "Comprehensive 40% Tax Cuts," and the dessert boldly stated "Deregulation of Digital Currency." One intriguing detail is that on the napkin collected by the waiter, someone drew a chart showing Bitcoin prices breaking $100,000. Ironically, 48 hours after this private gathering, Trump's campaign team suddenly announced they would accept cryptocurrency donations, leading to a 700% surge in a certain Trump-themed MEME coin in just one day.