#DinnerWithTrump

Imagine this: an invitation to dinner with Donald Trump. Location: a gilded parlor in Mar-a-Lago. Menu? Golden steaks and Diet Coca-Cola. Conversation? It would probably revolve around "big" deals, "fake news," and "the best" people.

The appetizer might be about how to "Make America Great Again," followed by the main course on "stolen elections." Dessert? Perhaps two scoops of ice cream, because, you know, he always has two.

Guests would be a mix of conservative influencers, former associates, and maybe even Kanye West for good measure. There would definitely be some tweets and maybe some arguments. But hey, at least it would be unforgettable. #DinnerWithTrump #MAGA #MarALago