“Wanna move to the U.S.? Just bring $5 million and good vibes.”

No joke — the Trump administration just dropped the “Trump Gold Card”, priced at $5 million USD, and it’s causing global chaos.
The promise?

“Send the money, and you’re basically American.”

💳 No interviews, no endless paperwork.

Just wire the cash, and welcome to freedom, baby 💸

Unlike the EB-5 visa, which is more complicated than a crypto tax form, this card lets you:

  • ✅ Instantly become a permanent resident

  • ✅ Work legally in the U.S.

  • ✅ Pay zero tax on foreign income (yes, really!)

  • ✅ Flex with Trump’s face & signature on the card — basically an NFT with real-life utility

🤝 Rumor has it Elon Musk helped “build the backend”

So, not only is it legal tender for immigration, it also kinda feels like a meme coin in card form.

🎯 The goal? Sell 1 million cards

→ That’s $5 trillion to help wipe out the U.S. national debt.

“Make America Rich Again?”

👉 If I had $5 million, I would buy $1 million in $BTC and retire with the rest😁

🙄What about you, do you want American citizenship?

Disclaimer: Sources say customs officers may salute you at the airport if you flash the card. 😎