#DinnerWithTrump "A beautiful spread, folks, the best," Trump declares, gesturing at the golden-brown steaks. "These steaks? Tremendous. The finest. Like, nobody makes steaks like this. Believe me."

He leans in, voice dropping. "The media? They'll say it's too much. Fake news. They don't understand quality. They just don't get it."

"This ketchup," he adds, squeezing a generous amount onto his plate, "the absolute best. It's a winner. Everyone agrees. Even the haters."

"Now, these fries," he continues, pointing with his fork, "crispy, golden, perfect. Just perfect. The best fries."