#DinnerWithTrump

1. Funny/Sarcastic: #DinnerWithTrump

Step 1: Compliment the steak.

Step 2: Nod politely when he says “I know more about dinner than anyone.”

Step 3: Hope dessert isn’t served with a side of classified documents.

2. Thoughtful/Reflective: #DinnerWithTrump

Agree or disagree with him, there’s no denying his impact. A dinner with Trump would be a chance to ask the tough questions, understand his mindset, and maybe find some common ground—over well-done steak with ketchup, of course.

3. Bold/Political: #DinnerWithTrump

One dinner. One chance. I’d ask him about January 6, truth in media, and the future of democracy. Would he answer honestly—or just change the subject to crowd size?

4. Light/Pop-Culture Style: #DinnerWithTrump

Me: “So what’s your secret to staying in the headlines?”

Trump: “Easy. I’m the headline.”

Also Trump: “You’re not touching that red