Dinner With Trump 🍽️🇺🇸

Arrived at a fancy New York steakhouse � Trump walks in, nods at the crowd, and says, Folks, this place? Best meatloaf. Believe me.🥩

Menu Drama:

He eyes my salad 🥗: You’re not one of those radical vegan people, are you? 😂 Orders two Big Macs 🍔🍟 instead.

Conversation Highlights:

- The media? FAKE NEWS. But my rallies? Biggest crowds. HUGE. 🎤🏟️

- Sleepy Joe? Let’s talk about winning 🇺🇸💥

- You’d look great in a MAGA hat. Just saying.🧢

Awkward Moment:

The waiter asks for a photo 📸… Trump winks: *“Tell them I invented the selfie. 🤳

The Bill:

He grabs it: I’m rich, but YOU’RE paying. Kidding! …or am I? 💸😏

Leaves with a fist bump 👊 and a Make dinner great again! 🚀

Verdict: 10/10 chaos. Would dine again for the stories. 🌟#TrumpNFT #TrumpDinner