😂 My Friends Made 200% from Meme Coins Last Week. I Made a Spreadsheet.
This past week, my group chat turned into a meme coin millionaire's club. They’re flexing 200%+ gains on names like
Meanwhile, I’m over here with my "serious" portfolio:
🟠 Bitcoin — because Satoshi said so
🟣 Ethereum — still stuck between upgrades
🔵 XRP — not SWIFT yet, but we’re blockchain ready (just waiting on Uncle Sam)
🟡 BNB — because utility, right?
🟢 Solana — quick, unless it’s down
🔷 SUI — smooth, but no moon yet
They’re making memes… I’m making spreadsheets. 😩
🧪 Poll Time:
If you had to pick one…
🚀 Jump into a meme coin for that 10x ride
🧘 Stay with your mature, logical portfolio
😵 Already did both — chaos is my strategy
💬 COMMENT SECTION OPEN:
Drop your wildest meme coin story below.
Did you moon? Did you rug?
We’re not judging — we’re healing… together. 😂🫂
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