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On a lavish night inside a tower of gold and shine, Donald Trump invited his special coin to a royal feast. The coin entered swaying, shining more than Trump's own suit! They sat together at a marble table, and the conversation began:

Trump: "You are the greatest coin in history, even Bitcoin is changing because of you!"

The coin: "Of course, I am engraved with your beauty!"

Chef Sushi presented sushi wrapped in dollars, and a dessert shaped like the Trump Tower itself. After that, Trump stood up to address his coin: "Together we will make wallets great again!" And everyone applauded... even his credit card.

And the coin left thinking: "Maybe I'll run for Congress!"