MarketRebound A trader sits, all stressed out, after yet another market drop. He nervously massages his temples with some aromatic oil.
A colleague walks in and sees him in such a state.
* Why are you so tense? Is everything red again?
The trader takes a deep breath of the oil's aroma:
* Yes... but I'm trying to stay calm. This pink oil is supposed to soothe. They say aromatherapy helps get through #MarketRebound.
The colleague looks skeptically at the bottle:
* Pink oil, you say? I think something stronger is needed here. For example, good old vodka. Or at least valerian.
