Shaved my head after 8 years of long hair. Zero regrets.

Best haircut for a man? Bald. Or whatever that military buzzcut is.

It’s pure testosterone. People move out of your way. You respect yourself more.

Worried your head’s weird-shaped? Big ears? Too bad. Do it anyway.

It’s a rite of passage. You’re not hiding anymore. You’re exposed. You’re real.

You’ve burned the bridge. No more pretty hair to distract from your mediocre personality. Now you gotta be a man.

Strangers nod at you. Other men respect you.

Long hair? Cute. Bald head? Dangerous.