**"Charts Be Like..."** 📊😵💫
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**Me staring at candles:**
*"Is this a bull flag or did I just imagine it?"* 🐂🚩
*"That’s either a cup & handle or a soup bowl..."* 🥣🤔
**The Market:**
- **When I buy:** *"LOL, time to dump!"* 📉
- **When I sell:** *"SIKE, PUMP IT!"* 📈
- **When I wait:** *"Let’s sideways for 3 months"* ➡️😴
**TA (Tragic Analysis) Moments:**
- Drawing 17 trendlines just to *ignore them all* ✏️❌
- **RSI at 90:** *"Overbought? Nah, it’s just getting started!"* 🚀
- **MACD crossover:** *"This is it!"* (Spoiler: *It wasn’t*) 😭
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**Charting Rule #1:**
The *second* you take a screenshot, the market reverses. Always. 📸🔮
**#ChartLife #TechnicalHopium #CandlesAreConspiracy**
💬 **Drop your best chart fail below!** 👇