1. $BTC is falling — again

— Reason: someone sold 0.001 BTC and the universe is upset.

2. $SHIBA investor burned from FOMO

— Bought at the highs, sold at the lows. Now holding air and faith.

3. Binance launched 'HODL Mode'

— Turn it on — and that's it, you can't sell. Even if you really want to. Especially if you want to.

4. New trading strategy:

"Bought → dropped → added more → dropped again → turned on Netflix."

5. Binance support chat right now:

— "Please, do not panic. We also don’t know what’s happening."