I bought the dip… then it dipped again. Now I live in the dip.”

“Crypto taught me patience. Mostly while I wait for my portfolio to recover.”

“Buy low, sell high — sounds easy until emotions show up like uninvited guests at a party.”

“My investment strategy? Vibes and memes.”

“Trading crypto is 10% strategy, 90% checking your phone every 5 minutes.”

“Remember: if you can’t afford to lose it, don’t put it in Dogecoin.”

“That feeling when you finally go green… then remember it's just a 2% gain after a 40% loss.”