TRADER CONFESSIONS
#9: I’m Not a Trader. I’m a Market Indicator.
I used to think I had bad luck.
Now I realize…
I’m actually a service to the market.
Because every time I buy,
the price immediately drops.
And every time I sell,
the price rockets like it just discovered gravity was optional.
It’s like the market watches me personally and says:
“He’s in.
Send it down.”
“He’s out.
Send it up.”
At this point, I’m not even mad.
I’m considering charging fees for my signals:
“I buy = you short.”
“I sell = you long.”
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“Maybe I’m not unlucky.
Maybe I’m just… extremely early or fashionably late.”
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Be honest:
Have you ever felt like a living, breathing reverse indicator?
Drop a 🫡 if you’re part of the “Buy High, Cry Low” squad.
Or tag someone who turns every trade into an emotional rollercoaster.
