😂 Trader Confession #17: I Keep Waiting for Altseason Like It’s My Ex Coming Back
BTC: “I’m pumping!” 🚀
Me: “Cool… now the altseason begins, right?”
1 day later…
BTC: “Still me, still pumping.”
My altcoins: -7%, -9%, -12% 💀
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🙃 I swear I’ve been preparing for altseason since 2021.
• I’ve researched narratives
• I’ve staked, airdropped, earned, journaled
• I even bought WCT early, feeling like a Web3 genius
But here I am… again…
watching my altcoin portfolio go sideways while BTC laughs in my face.
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🧠 What the pros say:
“Altseason happens after BTC pumps hard and then chills.”
Me: “Okay cool.”
BTC: never chills
Altcoins: never pump
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🚨 But I still believe…
“Altseason is real.
It’s just… shy.
And fashionably late.” 💅
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So I’m still here. Still holding. Still waiting.
Like someone who booked tickets to a party that hasn’t started in 3 years.
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If you’re waiting too, drop a 🧘♂️ below.
Let’s meditate together… until altseason arrives.
