TRADER CONFESSIONS
#5: I Farmed KernelDAO for 4 Days. I Got 17 KERNEL.
April 9.
I locked my BNB.
I completed every Web3 task.
I checked in daily like a loyal crypto soldier.
I whispered to myself:
“This one’s gonna be worth it.”
I even picked the 120-day lock – because I’m a “visionary.”
Then came the moment.
The results.
My reward: 17.0337 KERNEL.
Estimated value: somewhere between ramen and regret.
I stared at the screen like it owed me money.
Which, in a way… it did.
For 4 days, I was a blockchain warrior.
Now I’m a KernelDAO philosopher.
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“I didn’t farm MegaDrop.
MegaDrop farmed me.”
I staked for 120 days.
But what I really locked…
was my self-respect.
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What about you?
Did you earn more than a cup of instant noodles?
Comment your reward. Let’s trauma-share in decimals.
Tag that friend who’s still grinding daily quizzes like a true degen.
