#BinanceSafetyInsights BINANCE SAFETY INSIGHTS: PROTECT YOUR COINS, PROTECT YOUR SANITY

Dear Crypto Citizen,

You locked your wallet, triple-checked your seed phrase, and even made a backup written in your grandma’s calligraphy.

So why does logging into Binance still feel like you’re entering a secret government vault?

“Please verify your face.”

Cool.

“Now blink.”

Okay.

“Now blink while holding your ID, a toothbrush, and proof you’re not a bot.”

Chill, Binance. I’m just here to check my balance, not launch a rocket.

Let’s be honest — crypto security is like a clingy relationship.

You want it to care, but not so much that it starts asking about your blood type.

And then there’s phishing.

Emails pretending to be Binance with subject lines like:

“URGENT: Your crypto is emotionally unstable. Click here.”

Bro, I’m emotionally unstable. My crypto is just fine.

But let’s not pretend it’s all bad.

Binance *has* our backs. Two-factor authentication, withdrawal whitelists, anti-phishing codes…

Basically, Binance is the mom friend of exchanges:

"Text me when you get home. And don’t click shady links, you little degen.”

Meanwhile, hackers are out here like:

“I have a PhD in deception and a VPN in 16 countries.”

But Binance goes, “Cool. We have AI, 24/7 monitoring, and a blacklist longer than your student loans.”

So yeah — stay paranoid. Stay safe.

Don’t use “123456” as your password.

Don’t log in on café Wi-Fi unless you *want* a stranger in Berlin buying Bored Apes with your hard-earned ETH.

And for the love of Satoshi, don’t share your seed phrase with that “crypto expert” on Telegram named ChadMoon69.