BREAKING: GCV PANIC SYNDROME TAKES OVER THE PLANET!

Global Crypto Vibes reach peak madness – and it’s Pi-larious!

Scientists confirm a worldwide outbreak of GCV Panic Syndrome, and the symptoms are out of this world:

Former Pi haters? Now crying in the corner, yelling “Where’s my wallet?!”

Doubters? Practicing in front of mirrors: “1 Pi = $314,159” (try saying it without smiling).

Billionaires? Secretly Googling “How to become a Pi Pioneer in 2025” — with shaky hands and teary eyes.

Experts warn:

The ONLY CURE is to HODL your Pi like your life depends on it… because when GCV shockwaves hit, there’s no going back.

Boom. Laughter. Shock.

This isn’t just a meme — it’s a movement.

Miss it, and you'll be the punchline of the decade.

Tag your fellow Pioneers. Drop your funniest Pi reactions.

#PiNetwork #GCVShockwave #CryptoComedy #PiToTheMoon #1PiEquals314159