BREAKING: GCV PANIC SYNDROME TAKES OVER THE PLANET!
Global Crypto Vibes reach peak madness – and it’s Pi-larious!
Scientists confirm a worldwide outbreak of GCV Panic Syndrome, and the symptoms are out of this world:
Former Pi haters? Now crying in the corner, yelling “Where’s my wallet?!”
Doubters? Practicing in front of mirrors: “1 Pi = $314,159” (try saying it without smiling).
Billionaires? Secretly Googling “How to become a Pi Pioneer in 2025” — with shaky hands and teary eyes.
Experts warn:
The ONLY CURE is to HODL your Pi like your life depends on it… because when GCV shockwaves hit, there’s no going back.
Boom. Laughter. Shock.
This isn’t just a meme — it’s a movement.
Miss it, and you'll be the punchline of the decade.
Tag your fellow Pioneers. Drop your funniest Pi reactions.
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