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😧 CryptoPunk #3100 sold for $6 million, at a loss of $10 million! The seller hastily negotiated, but who is spending NFT millions so generously these days? 🤔
😎 Congress members suspect Trump’s friends of insider trading 💸 Wait, is this the plot for the next season of a reality show? 😄
📝 Trump allowed DeFi brokers not to worry about taxes. Eric Trump is safe 🛡️ IRS is at a distance 🔥
💰 Gold has reached a new record - $3,200! Meanwhile, someone (Japan?) is actively offloading US government debt, and the yield on the 10-Year Bond is already at 4.42% 📉
💀 StablesUSD is now only $0.86 - where are we headed, comrades? 🏊♂️
🔝 Top 3 in 24 hours:
🔸 Onyxcoin - $0.02217 (↑100.10%)
🔸 Fartcoin - $0.8693 (↑20.44%)
🔸 Curve DAO Token - $0.5937 (↑17.75%)
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