币圈猫咪
--
#特朗普暂停新关税
【Tariff War Confusing Behavior Awards｜A Relaxing Moment This Weekend】
This weekend, I flipped through the 'famous scenes' of the tariff war over the years, and I couldn't help but laugh out loud while watching. This wave of operations is truly a representation of magical realism.
🧑💼 Scene One: Hearing Speech, Twitter as 'Intelligence Source'
U.S. Trade Representative Greer was seriously stating, "Tariffs are necessary!"
Suddenly, his phone buzzed, and he scrolled Twitter —
Trump tweeted: "Hey, let's hold off on tariffs for now~"
The room fell silent, and a congressman asked, "Did you just find out?"
Greer replied, "Um... just saw it on Twitter."
Democratic congressman Horsford added a jab: "Isn't there a White House group chat?"
Isn't this like an employee being slapped in the face by the boss during a speech? Social death scene!
👩💼 Scene Two: The White House Beauty Gets Counterattacked by the Boss
On April 7, beautiful spokesperson Caroline slammed the table in anger: "Pausing tariffs is fake news!"
Two days later, Trump personally posted: "Hey everyone, 90 days of tax exemption, optimization is here!"
Caroline: ?? Did you just post that while my face is still hot from your statement?
The White House quickly debunked the rumors, but the boss's words rendered it all useless.
At this pace, the spokesperson might need to wear a heat patch to work every day.
🇻🇳 Scene Three: Vietnam's Deputy Minister's 'Unjust Operation'
Vietnam's Deputy Minister flew to the U.S. overnight: "We're at 0 tariffs, buying $20 billion, and guarantee no re-exports!"
Trump laughed: "Alright, here's a 90-day probation card for you."
Just returned home and saw that this card was issued globally!
Vietnamese netizens exploded: "We stayed up all night and even sent money, but it turns out we did nothing?"
It was like a lottery that ended up with nothing!
🍿 To sum it up:
Trump's diplomatic logic is like a popcorn machine:
You don't know which kernel will pop first, but someone always gets burnt at the bottom.
'State-Building Brand Policy', always a trending topic reserved!
#特朗普暂停新关税
【Tariff War Confusing Behavior Awards｜A Relaxing Moment This Weekend】
This weekend, I flipped through the 'famous scenes' of the tariff war over the years, and I couldn't help but laugh out loud while watching. This wave of operations is truly a representation of magical realism.
🧑💼 Scene One: Hearing Speech, Twitter as 'Intelligence Source'
U.S. Trade Representative Greer was seriously stating, "Tariffs are necessary!"
Suddenly, his phone buzzed, and he scrolled Twitter —
Trump tweeted: "Hey, let's hold off on tariffs for now~"
The room fell silent, and a congressman asked, "Did you just find out?"
Greer replied, "Um... just saw it on Twitter."
Democratic congressman Horsford added a jab: "Isn't there a White House group chat?"
Isn't this like an employee being slapped in the face by the boss during a speech? Social death scene!
👩💼 Scene Two: The White House Beauty Gets Counterattacked by the Boss
On April 7, beautiful spokesperson Caroline slammed the table in anger: "Pausing tariffs is fake news!"
Two days later, Trump personally posted: "Hey everyone, 90 days of tax exemption, optimization is here!"
Caroline: ?? Did you just post that while my face is still hot from your statement?
The White House quickly debunked the rumors, but the boss's words rendered it all useless.
At this pace, the spokesperson might need to wear a heat patch to work every day.
🇻🇳 Scene Three: Vietnam's Deputy Minister's 'Unjust Operation'
Vietnam's Deputy Minister flew to the U.S. overnight: "We're at 0 tariffs, buying $20 billion, and guarantee no re-exports!"
Trump laughed: "Alright, here's a 90-day probation card for you."
Just returned home and saw that this card was issued globally!
Vietnamese netizens exploded: "We stayed up all night and even sent money, but it turns out we did nothing?"
It was like a lottery that ended up with nothing!
🍿 To sum it up:
Trump's diplomatic logic is like a popcorn machine:
You don't know which kernel will pop first, but someone always gets burnt at the bottom.
'State-Building Brand Policy', always a trending topic reserved!
#特朗普暂停新关税
Disclaimer: Includes third-party opinions. No financial advice. May include sponsored content. See T&Cs.
0
0