$BTC Bula is employed and goes to his boss's office.

Sir, I must be honest with you.

I know the economy isn't doing great, but three other big companies are looking for me, and I would respectfully like to ask for a raise.

After 10 minutes of bargaining, the two arrive at a 5% salary increase.

Bula is over the moon and is about to get up from the chair.

By the way, says the boss: which are the three companies that are looking for you?

– The electricity company, the cable company, and the gas company