TRADER CONFESSIONS
#1: Night Trading – No Sleep, Just Regret 🤣
When I first got into crypto, I thought:
“Sleep is for the weak. Real traders watch the charts 24/7!”
And so I became… a crypto owl.
1 AM: “BTC’s pumping, we’re going to the moon!”
2 AM: “Hmm… red candle? Just a dip.”
3 AM: “Still dipping…”
4 AM: “Where’s my order?! Oh… liquidation.”
Next morning at work, eyes like a panda, brain running on fumes.
Coworker: “Rough night?”
Me: “Yeah… had to say goodbye to my funds.”
Now I know:
Sleeping early won’t make you rich,
but at least you won’t die a broke zombie.
