#DiversifyYourAssets A frog is sitting in the swamp, not bothering anyone. Suddenly, it hears the news on the radio: "President Trump is introducing new #TrumpTariffs on honey imports!"

The frog thinks: "What a disaster! I love honey so much! If it gets more expensive, how will I enjoy it?"

Not thinking long, the frog jumps to the neighboring apiary and climbs right into the jar of the most fragrant honey. It sits there, in bliss, eating to its heart's content.

Suddenly, the beekeeper opens the door. He sees the frog in the honey and says:

* What a news! Not only is honey getting more expensive because of the tariffs, but frogs are eating it for free!

The frog, all covered in honey, replies:

* Well, what else can I do? I have to survive your #TrumpTariffs somehow! At least now I know what "expensive" honey tastes like. There's some benefit to your policy! You should try it sometime; maybe you'll like it too. Just be careful, or you might introduce tariffs on frogs in honey!