Crypto Plunge: Ether Dips, $1.6B Liquidated, Satoshi Hunt

Crypto's Monday blues. $ETH took a dive, hitting lows not seen in ages. A billion-plus vanished in leveraged bets. Ouch. But there's always something brewing, isn't there? A lawyer's chasing Satoshi. CZ's advising Pakistan. Strange bedfellows, crypto. ๐Ÿคฏ

TL;DR
- $ETH plunged, wiping out $1.6 billion in leveraged positions. Market felt the burn.
- A lawyer's on the hunt for Satoshi, and CZ is advising Pakistan on crypto. Odd times.

Strategy took a $6 billion hit on its $BTC. That's a lot, even for them. They paused buying. Smart move, maybe? Still holding a massive chunk, though. Over half a million $BTC. Faith or stubbornness? Time will tell. ๐Ÿค”

Markets wobbled. Tariffs, uncertainty. The usual suspects. DeFi users scrambled. Like bailing water. Some whale lost big on $ETH. Even the alleged scammer took a hit. No sure things, this crypto. Analysts are optimistic. They always are. ๐Ÿคท

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